As a cis-gender, heterosexual male, I love consensual sexual intercourse–especially with a woman. Now, we all have our fair share of kinks and guilty pleasures inside the bedroom, but the most common one of all is talking.
We’ve all done it–whether you’re cheering on your partner, expressing gratitude, or even giving friendly tips and advice. An open dialogue is awesome during copulation!
So here are the top five things men love to hear women say during the sacred act of lovemaking:
5. “Yabba dabba doo!”
Nothing is sexier than a woman who quotes The Flintsones during sex. Initially, I was tempted to go with “Bam Bam!” but “Yabba dabba doo” just rolls off the tongue like a Shakespearean sonnet.
4. The lyrics to Who Let The Dogs Out
It’s easily one of the most prolific songs of the 21st century, but it’s even more catchy during climax. If your girl is reciting these lyrics in the bedroom, she’s a keeper.
3. “Very nice!” (But in the voice of Borat)
It’s always nice to have endearing words of encouragement during sexy time.
2. “Let’s make spaghetti.”
The only thing in this world better than sex, is spaghetti.
1. The Gettysburg Address
There’s nothing classier than historical speeches from the 19th century. If you’ve ever had the privilege of hearing this profound speech verbatim during fornication, you are indeed a lucky man.
Well, there you have it. For all the men currently reading, I sincerely apologize for arousing you. For all the ladies, I hope you are feeling inspired. Have fun!